Pattaya branch of Health Land Spa & Massage is located at 159/555 Moo 5, Pattaya Nua Road, Naklua, Banglamung, Chonburi (Phone: 66-3841 2989) and is open everyday of the week from 10.00 am to midnight. From Central festival Mall on the Second Road, it should take about 60 THB by motorbike taxi to reach Health Land. Its a large building like other branches of the chain. Most cab/Tuk Tuk/motorbike drivers know the place. Inside, the reception area is well decorated and looks like a hotel lobby. Plenty of sofa chairs are provided so customers can comfortably wait for their massage call. The menu and the prices are the same as found in other branches of Health Land.
My First Experience
A young lady (sort of an advisor) approached me for my ‘order’. My earlier experience of a foot massage at Health Land Asoke Sukhumwit had been a little painful, so this time I decided to try their Traditional Thai Massage (2019 price 600 THB for 2 hours). I was told to pay first at the counter and wait. It was about 6 P.M. and only a few other customers were around, a lot less than the crowd I had seen in Asoke, Bangkok. My call came within 5 minutes. A masseuse (must have been in her forties) led me to my massage room which was in a hotel like long corridor with rooms on both sides. Oh, I forgot to mention the stop enroute for changing shoes (she gave me slippers to wear).
Health Land Pattaya Private Massage Room
The private room had wooden flooring, three mattresses in it with a plastic flower each on the pillows. There was a TV in one corner, a mirror and hangers for clothes on a wall. The masseuse gave me a robe (top and lowers) to change into and left the room. She came back after 5 minutes and started the massage. It was slow and gentle. I think I fell asleep mid-way for some time. Being in a closed private massage room for two hours can be boring. That perhaps explains the TV they keep in the room. The massage itself was good value for the money I had paid.
After the massage, back at the “shoe” stop, I got not only my shoes back but a cup of lukewarm some sort of a herbal tea which tasted OK. By the time I finished the tea, the masseuse disappeared. I looked around for her so I could “tip” her. No luck.
I later visited this branch of Health Land another time along with a friend and had a 90 minute aromatherapy (2019 price 1000 THB). I got a separate room with an ensuite shower. The massage was good and they used some sort of a special gel that felt good. I had taken a shower before the massage but after the massage the therapist told me not to take a shower because according to her, the gel that she used was good for the skin and could be left on. So that aroma experience was also good for me just like the earlier Thai massage. But later I have read an online review of a customer who said that he found cockroaches in their aromatherapy suit. I do not know what went wrong at Health Land Pattaya Nua. Maybe I need to go there again soon to see for myself.
One sure advantage of getting a massage in Health Land is that the probability of any funny business in negligible. And the quality of the massage is good unless you get a really bad masseuse.
Health Land Massage Menu and 2019 Rates
Foot Reflexology: 400 THB for 1 Hour, Traditional Thai Massage: 600 THB for 2 Hours, Aromatherapy Body Massage: 1000 THB for 90 Minutes, Thai Massage with Herbal Compress: 950 THB for 2 Hours, Body Polish: 900 THB for 1 Hour, Therapeutic Massage: 450 THB for 1 Hour.
Reception and Massage Room Pictures